I'm gonna save us both some time, and just cut the bullshit and get right to what I'm looking for. I want someone to chat with. Someone to talk about what we like and don't like, what our day has been like, and what makes us happy. I also wanna sext with you too. To obsess over, masturbate with, show off to and be shown off to. I'm married, and not looking to change that, but to have a secret little FWB situationship with you. I want us both to get excited when we see that notification from the other person.

With that out of the way, hi. Nice to meet you! Here's a little bit about me:

• I'm a nerd. I enjoy gaming, fantasy books, Marvel, and anything technology related. I play on PC, and primarily play CS2, Skyrim, and some other games every now and again. I work from home as a developer, so I have plenty of time to chat as well.
• I'm married. I have been for around 4ish years, and not looking to change that. I'm also not looking for anything IRL, so don't expect that.
• I enjoy real chats with people, not just talking about the weather or if you watched the game last night. I wanna talk about what makes you tick, what's important to you, what makes you happy. If you're comfortable with it, I'd love to send you voice messages too explaining stuff, whether its just about my day or about something I get excited about. The closer we get, the better the horny side of this becomes!
• I am addicted to masturbating, porn, hentai, and generally anything sex related. I have a very high drive, but my wife does not. This leads me to edge and masturbate at least once a day. I have lots of kinks, but we can talk about that once we chat!

Some things I'd like from/about you:

• You're interested in nerdy type stuff. If not, you like guys that are a bit more geeky/nerdy like me. I can talk your ear off about just about anything techy or videogame-y, so be prepared to hear from me a lot!
• You're not too overweight, but not super skinny either. I LOVE some good tits, or a nice plump ass, so bonus points if you're packin.
• You're not afraid of showing off. In fact, it'd be great if you LOVE showing off. Maybe if you don't at the moment, at least be open to it in the future.
• You have ample time to chat. I don't wanna sit on read for hours on end. I know life sometimes happens and gets in the way, but please just communicate with me, I promise I'll understand, and hopefully you will too.
• You're alright with me obsessing over you, both casually and sexually. I have big feelings, and don't want to be afraid of telling you about them. Hopefully, you're also in a place where you want to obsess over someone just as much as I do.

That's it! I would love to hear from you if you got this far. Maybe just start with ASL in your chat, and we can go from there!