What better time than a Monday morning to say fuck it and jump into this mess. All on a platform with more meme debates than love stories but it might be exactly the right place to start.

Like most, I’m missing the emotional connection. I am not saying I'm not into the spicy stuff, etc - I just feel like it takes a little time to get there and I’m more interested in just getting to know you anyway. I like the give and take of getting to know someone, the free flowing conversation that's organic and above all else, genuine. I'm a flirt that's in this for the formation of inside jokes, shared moments that cause a mischievous smirk, and the feelings of a clandestine connection all while not afraid to catch feelings.

About me: I am 6’1”, white, and owner of a bulky dad bod minus the dad part (think Chris Pratt before he got all buff). Not the owner of a beard. I can hold up my side of the conversation. I'm the funniest. I have green eyes. l've been described as sweet, a romantic, deep, and also boring but I'm charming enough to make that mix work. Hobbies include collecting obscure trivia to make myself seem more interesting, existential spiraling at 2 am, and watching whatever YouTube decides to serve up to me. Movies, reading, video games, nerd shit, cooking, and a healthy dose of exercising when the motivation is there should also be mentioned. I respond well to the “stay in and watch a movie” vibe but can also be dragged out hiking.

What I would like out of you: Just be yourself, make me laugh, and communicate with me. Ideally you’d be a human person, but I won’t judge if you’re just three raccoons in a trench coat as long as you can hold a conversation. Bonus points if you’re okay with, and perhaps even enjoy, the idea of spending any given night watching movies and/or debating which mythological creature is the coolest (obviously, it’s a vampire).

There are certainly things I’m looking for out of this but I’m not so foolish as to hold anyone to those parameters. Slow burn? Steamy flash-in-the-pan? Intense connection that we just can’t get enough of? I’m just looking for someone that I can write a story with but one unique to us.

So let's do this thing! If any of this piqued your interest, reach out. Tell me a random fact about you or a reason why a vampire is (isn’t) definitely the coolest mythological creature.