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Hey There,
Ever feel like life could use a little extra spark, like somethingās missing even when everythingās supposed to be āfineā? Same here. Iām married (cards on the table) and not looking to change anyoneās situationājust hoping to find someone who craves a secret adventure, a partner in some well-earned mischief.
Letās keep it simple. Iām 6ā1ā, barrel-chested, sporting facial hair, and supposedly ādreamyā eyes (Iām not arguing). I work out, keep things fresh, and can pull off a joke as well as I can a āDo Not Disturbā sign at a midday hotel check-in. Iām also a dad, so I know the true meaning of ācreative schedulingā and āfive minutes of peace,ā and Iām guessing you might too.
What Iām looking for? A confident, curvy woman, any race, ideally my age or older, whoās witty, quick on her feet, and knows how to push back in all the right ways. A bit of playful banter, a clever comeback, and someone who wonāt hesitate to call me outābecause, letās be real, I enjoy a little challenge. Bonus if you can meet on weekdays; night availability is possible but far less frequent (toddlers, am I right?).
For me, respect, consent, and your comfort are non-negotiable priorities. Iām all about creating a space where you feel safe and relaxed, whether weāre sharing laughs or something a bit more daring.
Iām here for laughter, good company, and the occasional cheeky rendezvous thatāll have us both grinning as we go back to our day-to-day. Iām not just after the physical side (though I wonāt say no!); itās about connecting, sharing a laugh, and finding someone who knows how to keep a secret and keep things interesting.
If this sounds intriguing, letās chat! Tell me your favorite movie, share a dark joke, or throw out a drink order to break the ice. My goal is to make sure you feel comfortable, safe, and, wellā¦ appreciated.
Happy hunting. If youāre still reading, youāre probably exactly the kind of clever trouble Iām looking for.
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