Except for almond milk. If you pour that over me I’m done. Not allergic done, but it makes my tongue feel weird.

Otherwise -

I’m steadfast and full of whole grains. I say what I mean, even on here in this jungle, and I try to be kind and considerate. I feel like you should be putting out the energy you want and at some point it comes back around. That, said I’m not a naive newbie here, but still cautiously optimistic.

I’m on the west coast of the US but was raised back east and talk fast. I have varied interests. I have a rational but creative mind that is curious and if I’m interested I give my undivided attention. I love Barbara Kingsolver but also hockey. I run marathons but I’m not obnoxious about it. I’m married, 44 and very fit; have two youngish children.

My home life is not a disaster but maybe a slow moving one mired in routine and familiarity. I think an OAP would give some life to my life. Getting to know another person is fun especially when you’re matching each other’s energy. I understand that we are human beings that can hold many contradictory emotions at the same time but please at least be ready for this and not on the fence.

You are a tired and attractive parent (ideally), and low key stylish; or, just straight-up stylish. Around 35-50. I don’t have a type but vibe with fun, funny and self-aware people. Comfortable with a pic exchange within the first few days.

My favorite cereal is probably frosted mini wheats but I eat mostly oatmeal with peanut butter and flaxseed because I’m old.

Cereal names in development: Zero Fucks (shaped like Cheerios but with an attitude) or Box Jump Peanut Crunch (like captain crunch who dabbled in CrossFit for a week but also with an attitude)