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39 [F4M] She's got a case of the Monday blues.
Author Summary
arsenic_and_oldlace is a female age 39 looking for a male
Post Body

Seeking a connection. A daily conversation. A long term, constant, growing kind of thing. Obviously not blowing up each other's lives, but adoringly blowing up each other's phones. Time is fleeting, life is short, let's have fun without damaging real life.

I'm Australian, I'm married (duh), I'm curvy, I'm bright eyed, I'm a conversationalist, I've got my own thing going on, I'm happier looking at the outdoors than being in it (with a beverage, thank you). I will challenge you, support you, annoy you (in a sweet way, I swear).

So, you.

You are married or LTR , you are my age or older (strictly). There's no 'too old', but there is 'too young'. You are open minded, funny, can handle the odd observational wall of text. You have the ability to communicate when things get too busy to talk, rather than just going silent. You are happy to see where this goes. Crush territory, big NRE!

Your pic gets mine. This is a luxury, so mutual physical and mental attraction is imperative.

Bonus points if you're AEST/AEDT.

I prefer to move off reddit if a connection is made. Telegram or WhatsApp. Please don't comment expecting me to reply to you.

Look forward to hearing from you and who your celebrity crush is.

Let's go!!

PS. You guys keep saying only sellers & bots approach you, maybe don't expect to get what they're selling for free from the rest of us and don't lead with 'are you real?' . Let's talk like normal f**king adults for a bit.

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Profile updated: 2 days ago

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They Are
a female
Age
39
Looking For
a male
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1 month ago