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Hello fellow humans…specifically ladies! I’m not new here, and know what I want and don’t want.
What I want: - Conventionally attractive (might as well get the shallow stuff out of the way first) - Won’t take me too serious, I am more often fun and games. If you need/want to have a serious conversation I’m all ears though! - Open Communication, just tell me where you’re at…not feeling it? That’s fine we can part ways…Want to chill on the spicy side of things? Cool I’m a great regular conversational guy! - Has more to say than 2-3 words at a time…I am interested in getting to know you! But not in a creepy way bc let’s be real we aren’t going to give all the details about ourselves here. - Here for fun and a good time and good friends! I love making new best friends and friends with benefits!
Red flags for me: - Wants love…sorry but I just know now that unless something wild happens I won’t be falling in love with anyone. - Can’t understand sarcasm and is easily offended…I’ll probably hurt your feelings unintentionally. - Will judge me for thinking anything avocado is gross.
A bit about who I am: - Conventionally attractive (as long as I’m your type) I’m not a basement video game dweller. Nor am I balding and don’t know how to brush my teeth. - Confident that I will be a good time and you’ll be glad we’re friend, but I understand that I won’t click with everyone. - Can chat fairly regularly, especially during work hours. I’m EST. - Married so discretion is something I’m great at! - Want to know more?? Slide in my DMs and ask! Or ask me why The Office is the best sitcom in the 21st century!
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