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Hey there! I’m a well-adjusted human thriving in the exhilarating realm of a sexless marriage—think of us as two roommates sharing a Netflix account, but without the exciting binge-watching sessions. If that sounds familiar (or you’re just here for some juicy plot twists), let’s chat!
Picture me as a balanced meal: nutritious, satisfying, and definitely not a buffet. I’m proportionate in height and weight and have a career that keeps me on my toes. My libido? Let’s just say it’s got more energy than a toddler after a birthday cake binge! But I’m not just after a physical fling; I’m hunting for that emotional rollercoaster ride that turns life into a rom-com—minus the cringe-worthy music.
I’m looking to be your first and last message (no pressure at all!). I believe in creating a connection as strong as my morning coffee. I’ve got a dominant side and love to take charge, but don’t worry—I’ll make it fun! If you’re up for engaging phone chats that could rival the best podcast episodes, we’re already on the right track!
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