Hello beautiful people of Reddit!

What I'm looking for:

A cisgender woman who is: alive, of age, consenting, non-related, and with two working thumbs.

I'm looking for someone who can hold a conversation, have proper banter, and invest time to build a connection. I'd be lying if I said I wasn't looking for a sexual attraction, but a personal connection will take priority far before I'd want to pursue that.

About me:

I'm a 28 year old Asian guy living on the West Coast. Asians aren't everyone's cup of tea, so I figured that it'd be best to clarify. I've been told that I'm handsome, but that's just my Mom boosting my ego HAHAH

So... just imagine a plain ass decent looking guy.

I'm married and I have two gorgeous little troublemakers. Yes, I will talk about my kids. Yes, they are the cutest kids (unbiased, I promise)

They're my pride and joy, but I'm sure like you, my marriage is still lacking in a lot of ways. To be upfront, no, I'm neither looking to change my situation nor yours. I'm looking for someone I can obsess over and adore. A woman who I think about all day and miss when she's busy.

I stand at a towering 5'8, so if we are ever in a grocery store and you need to grab something off the top shelf, we will find ourselves in a pickle. But damn it, I'm a man of absolute sheer will. If we can't find a guy to help, I'll climb that shelf for those hot cheetos that you've been craving. I'm 8 inches... from butt to tip. Ignorance is bliss when you're living butt to tip. ^{shoutout to yall that get the reference}

My hobbies include: Dancing while cooking, getting lost in the YouTube algorithim, losing my mental while playing video games, losing my mental while watching my team ^{go birds} , losing my mental while watching trashy reality TV shows, regaining my sanity by scream singing in the car

If you've made it to the end, thank you for listening to my Ted Talk.

Warmest regards and hope to chat and learn more about you soon!