They say to write with honesty, so let's try that and see if anything comes of it.

Hi, I'm Puck. 33 Australian, but spend most of the day infront of a PC, so timezone isn't really an issue for most places.
My life is full of stress. From work, to the world in general, to family, to home. I imagine a lot of people are facing that now days.

I am hoping to find a lady (25-50) to chat with, anywhere in the world, where we can both escape the realities and just chat about life, TV, Movies, what made us laugh. Or vent. Or scream. Or whatever.

The chat could be packed with innuendo and be a little dirty, or not if that isn't your thing. I find stress relief in the innuendo, but maybe you don't. To me someone to chat with is more important than it being sexual

I really am indifferent about your appearance, as long as you are happy then that is all that matters. I mean that sincerely. So whatever you look like is not going to bother me. Just be yourself.

Ok, so me:

• I like fixing and solving problems. I like building things. Garden beds, tables, lego. Whatever needs doing. DIY guy here.
• Intellectual, at least I think I am. There are people out there smarter than me, but I get what they are talking about. I soak up info and have a good memory for it.
• Movie / Music / TV lover - Everyone says this now days. So I am going to lump them all together.
• World Champion Simpsons Quoter. The Flying Hellfish is the best episode. Change my mind.
• In a relationship and not looking to change that. At all. No desire for an in person meet up. Photos are ok.
• Not expecting pics / dirty chat

You:

• A lady, 25-50
• Whatever timezone. I WFH so I'm generally online 12 hours a day
• Whatever situation you have is fine and I'm not looking to change it. You wouldn't be reading this otherwise.
• Whatever body you have, If that is something you are worried about, I really don't put emphasis on this.

To the shy ones, the lurkers, the "I don't know"ers, the timid ones, the scared ones reading this:

• I know you might be reading these not sure if this is for you, or scared.
• The scary part is the jump, the clicking the "Message" or "Chat" button
• If you have been thinking about this for a while, then I say "What do you have to lose?"
• I see every message and chat request. You WILL get a response, even if we don't click.
• So if you want something like this or want to try it out, say anything and I will respond.
• The jump is the hardest part. The rest is easy. So take a breath and just... try it!

So why consider saying hi?

• I care, I respond to messages, I don't ghost. And that is a promise.
• Flexible. Do what you have to do. I am not going to bombard you. Real life happens.
• I put effort in to responses. You will get wordS. Plural. Not singular.
• I respect your boundaries and not trying to force something on you.
• I use please, thank you and would you consider. I'm not demanding
• I know the difference between There, Their and They're. A badge I wear with pride

What do you have to lose? If you don't like me, then thanks for being open to trying knowing we gave it a shot.

So please, this year, Click 1 - give Puck a go. It will cost you nothing.
(Yeah, lame. But I bet you chuckled, even if you don't want to admit it)