So I posted this about a yr ago w great success, sadly those connections had to end. Reddit will be reddit so trying again..... I am not looking for anything overly particular here. I enjoy chatting, making organic connections and seeing where they lead. Care to join me in thinking outside the box?

Hopefully if you read this it at least gave you a chuckle! Fair warning I am very "wordy"

Bree no last name

Some random street

Online-GMT 9

To whom it may concern,

As a new admirer to the world of reddit marriedbutchatting I am delighted to submit my application for the entry level online only side chick/confidant/ pocket girlfriend position. As a recent graduate from the University of looking for organic and fun connections with a Masters degree in witty/sarcastic banter, minoring in funny memes, I am confident that my knowledge, past experience, free time and attention would make me an asset to any team.

I have attached my resume, and look forward to speaking with you further regarding my potential interview.

Bree no last name

Summary

38 year old married white female. From the U.S, but living abroad for work. (GMT 9 time zone I'm pretty sure) Specialized in fun, often random, sometimes flirty, sarcastic or smart ass chatter throughout the day. Well versed in the use of various chatting applications.

Skill highlights:

-Playful nature

-Have a family of my own and not trying to change anyone's situation

-Well read, and literate

-Holds more than one degree

-Bakes alot and can offer cupcakes, brownies or cake of your choosing

-cute, I mean relative I guess. But I think so. And have references

-Willing to trade sfw photos (if thats your thing) for you to decide, but mental stimulation or connection really seems to do it for me far more than the physical aspect being online and all of that. If you feel similarly awesome, still happy to trade pics though.

-clearly can respond with more than one line

-open to chatting on a multitude of subjects, laid back and non judgemental. -Literal catholic school girl. (totally gets me bonus points for the whole non judgemental thing now amiright!) -Kink friendly, a bit of a brat. IYKYK

Hobbies:

-writing

-reading

-anything outdoors

-swimming, hiking etc...

-the normal things I guess

- Love an accent, but I guess all American women prob do, point being bring on my GMT 1 guys, especially if you are British AF! (Auralism go brrrrr or whatever the kids are saying now a days)

-Curvy(ish)-can that be a word? I mean I love to eat, but also do all of my own cooking, don't eat out, and am pretty active at the gym or outside when the weather is nice. I won't say that eating snacks and binge watching Netflix never wins out though. so be warned I will pull you in with that bad habit. Its spooky szn soooo Horror flicks have my heart at the moment. (Ps at the moment=pretty much always) about 5'2 brown hair, brown eyes, Irish descent if you are into those things. Been called gorgeous, cute and Eeeew, no! You look like my sister which was maybe a polite way of saying not their cup of tea so you will have to decide for yourself.

Looking for- 30s-40s prob is best. Doesn't take yourself too seriously. Bonus for good banter. I can write a lot,clearly, but I cannot carry a convo. Effort for effort pls and thx. Tamer vibes? We just might get along. Again....IYKYK

This is getting kind of long and was trying to be charming, but not sure I succeeded so I will just leave it to you if you might want to respond.

Cheers

Ps. I have availability or I wouldn't be posting, however I am not available 24/7 as I would expect you aren't either. Kids, family life. work, school whatever the case may be....and my "real life" responsibilities will always be my top priority. If you can't deal w that, I get it, trust me I do! Coming from someone who can be a bit clingy at times, but.......fair warning.