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Good afternoon! We’ve almost made it, but then we still have this weekend left to do more laundry and clean up these messes. The kids are full of energy today and driving me crazy.
I’m going to be smoking some meat Sunday. What should I smoke? What side are you making to accommodate my delicious goodness? What album are we listening to when we are making this stuff?
I want the yoga pants mom! The messy bun and cute butt and crazy nice eyes! The smiles and laughs. The ones who ACTUALLY can carry on a conversation and have TIME!!!! No work only Stuff here! Have time and mean it.
I want the mom who turns up the music so she doesn’t hear the yelling. But she seriously loves her kids, she just needs a moments to heal her sanity. She’s a plant mom and an art mom with excellent music taste.
You’re into tall dad bods ( used to play linebacker) short hair and handsome with an insane beard and handsome blue eyes and nice teeth. You want to feel protected mentally and emotionally and seen physically and sexually( in due time) you want the tell me about your day and feel safe.
Let’s figure this out cause man I’ve kissed a lot of Fiona’s and I’m sure you have frogs and nothings happened. Come at me with one thing you took away from this post and how you like your coffee.
Oh and time zones don’t matter to me but if they do to you I’m in pst
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