Married man, obv, haven’t been here that long in the grand scheme of things. Wayy back in the mystical year of 2022, I could write a post, get great dopamine hits from awesome,SEXY, chill, ladies. Did the sexy lurking ladies finally get tired of random meat pictures thrown in their face or talking to guys that couldn’t take no for an answer? Did y’all get boo’d up. All them cuties with booty found their extra marital affair, Paramore? I’m gonna need answers. If not then check your boy out right quick.

What I offer: Sorry for all you Till Valhalla, loving ladies or Rip from Yellowstone truthers, y’all can skip this. BUTT, if sarcasm/gentle roasting is your love language,banter is your pastime, if you can bounce around from having deep discussions about parenting all the way to making fun of Becky in the office who we all know is a pain in the ass. If men with extra melanin (pssst that means Im BLACK), who stay in tiptop shape… Who don’t think law on the conversation means to pull down their pants. Who must definitely have been called handsome by way more people than this is mother… Grandma and Sunday school teachers don’t lie! ( id humbly say I’m a reddit 12.8/10). I’m a dude who’s done this on and offer a long time. I think I like to be able to blend your pocket boyfriend, pocket, comedian, and pocket porn star. Just minus the huge D… nvm.

You: it’s simple just be a chill vibe. Of course it’s physical features. I do find attractive more than others. I do tend to find myself more attracted to women who are HWP(or damn close) and bonus points if all the extra jiggle goes to their derrière. Like what man doesn’t like a cutie with a booty. Someone who doesn’t take themselves or this too seriously and can see things lasting longer than shorter. Shoot your shot worst case is you’ll get a bunch of snaps of really cute puppies… I’ll be waiting! For a little bit anyways, ciao for now.

PS. ONLY use Snapchat and I don’t like staying on Reddit longer than we have to… also, if you wear scrubs for a living that you have trouble getting over your 🍑 run dont walk to my DM🥰