stumbles into room scattering paper across the floor

I am so sorry I am late to this interview. When I heard you were looking for a partner I just had to ensure my resume was all prepared. I got here as fast as I could and I hope I’m not too late.

A little about me? Absolutely. As you can see in my resume I’ve recently just turned 31, and am really ready to find my dream job. I am facing challenges in my current role where my boss (wife) has become emotionally and physically unavailable after having a child 4.5 years ago. Don’t get me wrong, we have a strong friendship, and im not looking to change my situation long term… but I am looking for a role that will help me to feel more fulfilled and appreciated day-to-day. Socially I enjoy being outside and being active in sport, and spending time with friends. My guilty pleasure is reality trash TV, but despite this shortfall I think I would be an… attractive… commodity for your organization.

Quick question before I answer additional questions… What is the dress code? Typically you will find me in lululemon joggers, a sweater and a nice pair of sneakers but I will wear suits for the right role. I wear raybans on cloudy days. I hope that doesn’t affect our negotiation on salary.

What type of employer am I looking for? Great question.

I’m looking for a boss who knows how to communicate effectively with me. Someone who has a good sense of humour, and appreciates banter. I live in the EST zone and am looking for someone who offers available working hours outside of the typical 9-5. Like I mentioned, I’m really looking to connect in this role, and I’m absolutely fine working into the evenings and on weekends. Does your company use Snapchat to facilitate meetings? That would be my primary method of communication, but would be open for discussion. I am also looking for an employer who is open offering additional…. Benefits down the road. I understand I will need to pass my probationary period for such benefits, and they are not everything to me… but who wouldn’t want benefits at work 😏. Mutual attraction is very important for an employee/employer relationship so I am willing to leave a picture with my resume for you to evaluate prior to making your decision on candidates.

Thank you so much for interviewing me and I appreciate your consideration in your search. Feel free to connect anytime. Look forward to hearing from you 😏