It probably ran off with my last functioning brain cell and the sock I swear reached the dryer. Oh well. Happy Tuesday. Hope it's going well for you (well as well as can be considering you've resorted to being on this subreddit reading this particular post).

Hey no judgement. We've all been there or are currently there. So since you are hear come rest weary travel and see if I can make a small improvement on your day, week, perhaps longer?

The infamous about me:
I'm a 37 white male standing around 5'10", brown eyes, salt and pepper hair average build (like every other generic guy posting here). Two kids, married. Employed in tech (again not breaking any stereotypes). I've recently decided it was time to better myself so getting back to the gym, eating the green leafy things (not exclusively) and drinking the clear splashy stuff that isn't alcoholic. I'm also trying to teach my self useful skills involving home improvement with the aid of Professor YouTube and trial and error. As of this point I can still count to ten and the eyebrows are not singed off ( day is still early). I also love history, true crime and backpacking.

The Minefield of what I'm Looking For:
Like nearly all of us here it's a dead bedroom, general loneliness in our own homes and a longing to be seen, engaged and appreciated. So to find someone that is in a similar situation to engage in conversation (both deep and mundane) trade whitty banter and teasing, to share with and support throughout the day. Obviously life happens and we need to step away but to have more than 10 minutes to chat without the day is agonizing to say the least. And yeah, there is a physical side to this as well. I'm only human.

So, if you are an intelligent, sarcastic, and a bit kinky come throw me a message and save me from having to sit through this ,hour and a half long online l retro meeting alone that would be amazing.