Are you the kind of woman who is just not being touched at all? Maybe your husband is great at everything else, and you love him to bits - but once you retreat to the bedroom... nothing happens at all? Nadda, zip, zilch?

In a nutshell, I'm happy in my marriage... mostly. We get along great, she's my best friend, but I'm missing the part where I feel desired. It's a borderline dead bedroom, and it makes me all kinds of bummed. Frankly, it's the kind of relationship where if I could just fix the libido, I wouldn't be here.

What I'm looking for is another woman in a similar position that I'm in - the kind of person who'd like to chat with a guy, but would honestly prefer her own husband if he was maybe just a bit hornier. Ideally, I'd like to spend most of our time talking online (prefer Discord but I've got Telegram), chatting about nothing, sharing memes, and once we're comfortable - nudes/sexting. Once we're really comfortable, I'm interested in meeting up physically... logistics allowing.

A bit about me:

Physically: 32, dad, dad bod (chubby), white, blonde, bearded, tattoos, glasses. Nicely endowed.

Interests: Mostly engineering and history, but I've been delving deeper and deeper into politics and economics (but I'm not a crypto bro or an Elon sycophant!). I'm far left politically, have read theory, but also don't ascribe outright to certain ideologies - I've got an amalgam of seemingly disagreeing beliefs that I could talk for hours about.

I love science fiction, video games, like some pretty out there books/graphic novels, etc.

About you:

I just want you to be authentically you, married, and happily so! But if you want to know what I count as bonus points, read on:

• Have kids (just makes it easier to sympathize)
• Alt-styled (eg tattoos, piercings, crazy hair)
• I tend to like chubby builds, though there's still a preference curve there
• Adventurous in bed, or at least have things you want to try
• Left wing
• Earthbender or Ravenclaw