Obligatory "I'm married". We're in an open marriage, but we're in a completely dead bedroom for the about 8 years now years.

Now that that's out of the way, let's get into it.

• I live in the Midwest and grew up boxing and playing football

• I've lost 70lbs this year, but have a lot more to go to meet my goals

• Big nerd. Lover of PC games, most things Disney (Marvel, Star Wars, etc.), Harry Potter, and countless other things

• I have an abundance of free time to spend getting to know you and that's not just at work - I probably have more free time at night/weekends than I do during the day depending on my meeting schedule

• I will simp hard af for you if we hit it off

• I still work from the office during the week even though the majority of my profession works from home

• I'm available for voice calls nightly and on the weekends

• I'm kink friendly and I'm more than happy to talk about that once we get to know each other, but I'm not looking for anything specific when it comes to that

What I'm Looking For:

• Clingy is great. I love clingy.

• Somewhere around 25-45, but no hard age limits

• From the US/Canada. I'd prefer you not from the PST just because it's harder to form a connection with the time difference, but it's not a deal breaker

• Be nerdy, or at least listen to me be excited about nerd things. It doesn't have to be a classical nerd, but you need to be interested in something and love talking about it. I don't care what it is, but be excited and tell me all of the things about it no one else cares about

Honestly, just put in some effort and there's a really strong chance I'll fall hard for you. If we have a great conversation and I message you in the morning to say "Good Morning", it'd be nice to hear from you that day, not 3 days later.

The only hard requirement I have is that you use either Discord or Telegram.