Since I have delved into this realm of online relationships, I have looked around at Costco, or at my kids’ games and have wondered, I wonder if that hot Mom is on Reddit? I have fantasized about walking over to one of them and handing out my Reddit username and somehow they would get the clue and find me there. I can’t tell if that is good or bad? Hahaha. What would be your IRL way to meeting someone like me?

I am 41 yo. Married with a few kids. My oldest just went to college and it has been kinda sad around my house for the past few weeks. Although I am sad she has left, it is not like I want her hanging out in my basement till she is 30 either, so it is bittersweet for sure. Not to worry though, as my other kids still keep me busy. I have blue eyes. Athletic build and 6’1”.

I am moderately in shape. Actively working on the six pack. I have really started to lift more and also got back into running after a few years hiatus. You know how Ryan Reynolds looked in Deadpool, yea, I look nothing like that. Sorry, but at least that is my goal! Maybe if I had three hours a day dedicated to working out and getting ripped then I could achieve that. But you know, the whole working and being a Dad thing just gets in the way. Wanna get ripped with me?

I love the outdoors, although I would hate being a contestant on the show ‘Alone.’ I like talking to people and I enjoy conversations. I hate feeling like a therapist asking all the questions, so you gotta bring your curiosity game to this arena.

I recently pulled out a giant, nasty, disgusting, smelly, hair blob from my teenage daughter’s shower drain. Later, I fixed my son bicycle and vacuumed the carpet. That is a typical evening at home. I enjoy sports, but rarely have time or take the time to sit and watch. If I do watch something, I am usually always doing something else in the background.

I hate slow drivers, and although I don’t ever get road rage, following a person that is actively moving slower than the speed limit is really frustrating. The speed limit is the absolute slowest you can go. And please, move to the right lane.

I am reading a book called the River of Doubt. It is about Roosevelt discovering a tributary of the Amazon river. It has been interesting. The entire Amazon basin is a pretty amazing place. There was a fish that swam up the urine stream of a guy pissing and lodged itself in the urethra and they couldn’t get out so they had to castrate him to save his life. So while I love exploring, that place sounds vicious! I am fine exploring the mountains where I live on my motorcycle and I try to go out often.

I am not really into BBW or full figured or curvy or Thiccc women. Sorry, that is just not my type. Since I don’t look like Ryan Reynolds, you don’t have to look like Blake Lively, but you should be cute and active and confidant. I am very good at giving compliments you should know. I would hope you like to share pictures and videos and use some sort of multimedia often. Words on a page get boring after awhile. I use telegram and hope you do too.