(Alright gang, last time I'll post this one. I'm still looking for my person :) )

Caution all who enter here: If you are not already mildly amused… enter no further.

Position available for one quick to laugh active young mother.

Job Description: Should work well with a partner in comedic crime and mutually beneficial distractions during the work day. This position is not 24hr. The expectation is for reasonable commitment during available hours and all after hours work is considered bonus and will be compensated as such.

Key Skills:

• The generation of laugher: We expect you to amuse by virtue of your own amusing amusements.
• Impromptu Adventure Energy: Sometimes the war against loneliness and boredom requires off campus excursions.
• Hobbies: This is non-negotiable. We expect to spend as much time exploring your interests as our own.
• DrinkingBuddySyndrome: We have a non-toxic drinking culture here and if you aren't willing to sneak a shot in on a friday or after work hours here and there... we'll all be really disappointed.
• Fitness Culture: Look we don't expect you to be winning the crossfit games but we do expect to see you sweaty and hope you enjoy someone cheering you on as much as we hope to be cheered on by you! We value fitness here and thing its pretty sexy!

Compensation: We are offering a Premium Level work space where safety is a vital focus and fun is a primary value.

• From a shallow perspective, we are offering broad shoulders, well kept facial hair that moves in both the white collar space and has also been seen wielding a chainsaw. We are happy to say we have achieved DILF status and could not be more grateful to the governing bodies that have bestowed that certification upon us.
• More Intmiately. We are obviously looking for fun and laughter but there is room here for depth and kindness as well. We intend to be considerate, empathetic, and vulnerable. All to the depth that you are comfortable with pursuing.

Minimum Requirments

• Married
• Does Not Mind Kids and Respects Family Demands
• Not Changing Situations
• Laughs at Self
• Will be willing to do the whole pictures, videos, calls, thing when connection and trust are mutual.

Note I do not exchange photos on reddit. I'm a real perosn with a real life and we would all do well to exercise a modicum of caution online.

Further Note Please allow up to 48 hours for your application to be processed. We will respond to all applicants whether they receive an offer or not.