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Plus-Sized Queens, Your Throne Awaits!
Alright, listen up: it’s about time the plus-sized beauties got the attention they deserve! I'm here to change that, and I'm ready for a cozy, pizza-fueled winter with a lovely lady who knows how to bring warmth and fun.
A bit about me? I’m a 39-year-old (yes, married, but let’s just say the excitement level in the bedroom is comparable to a conference on watching paint dry). I’m searching for someone playful and submissive who can laugh at my dad jokes and share my love for all things nerdy—especially Dungeon Crawler Carl (bonus points if you’ve read it!).
I’m a former college baseball umpire, so if you’re into America’s pastime, we’ll definitely get along. And don’t worry, I take humor seriously—I can’t live without it. If you can keep up with my goofy side, I’m all ears (and eyes, because fair is fair on the pic exchange).
Still with me? Great! Tell me your favorite dinosaur (yes, I’m serious 🦕), and we’ll see where this adventure goes! Your pic gets mine
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