Hey there, lurkers! Are you as tired as I am of scrolling tiktok watching videos of cleaning dirty rugs, pressure washing, or hoof trimming? (But seriously, how satisfying are those?)
Are you craving intimate (not necessarily sexual, but thats nice, too) conversation? Tell me about a book you read, a show you watched, or spill the tea about your coworker. Tell me about your day and what you did before lunch at work, or that funny thing your dog did the other day.
Let's talk about crazy conspiracy theories. What do you think is really out there in the vast expanses of space? Tell me your Big Foot theories, or why pineapple does or doesn't belong on pizza! (Spoiler alert: It doesn't 😂)
Send me that selfie you took where your makeup looks just right, or you got the perfect angle, or that new top you finally worked up the courage to wear really makes you feel yourself today!
About me, I'm newly 32, hispanic/white, bearded, rockin' the dad bod! I even have a six pack, (of pepsi in my fridge, that is) I work entirely too much, love Legend of Zelda and Star Wars, I make mead, and am currently working on getting my new 55-gallon fish tank up and running. Sometimes I'm kinda funny, definitely fun to be around, and miss the feeling of getting butterflies when I see the one person's name pop up on my phone.
Let's chat about the mundane, the deep, and everything in between! I don't really care much about your age, as long as you're over 18. (My wife is 11 years my senior, so an age gap isn't anything new to me) And if you're close enough to me, I'd love to maybe take you out on a date sometime, if we decide we're comfortable enough with eachother and our situations!
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