Are you a real live adult woman, Probably over 50, definitely over 38 (the half my age 7 rule), who has lots of opportunities to chat through out the day and evenings, weekdays/ends and loves seeing the message icon pop up? You a big fan of "Good Mornings/Good Nights", celebrating wins, commiserating loses, deep dives, sharing stupid-funny memes, exchanging zingers that poke fun but don't get mean, and the occasional innuendo that leads to who knows where?

Then keep on reading.

Super liberal, science believing, vax taking, politics junky, hippyish, easy going, and easy to laugh guy. Try to be a BLM/LGBT /Pro-choice ally but I know I have stuff to learn. Lover of podcasts, tunes, live music and movies (let's trade links!). Daily Wordle-r, so expect scores if you play. And, so help me God, I have come to like emojis. Microbrews and top shelf gin are my friends. And slowly getting into rec weed.

I'll share my pic early to prove I'm not a decrepit 62yo but you can hold on to yours until your comfortable. I'm HPW-ish (5'11", 220 lbs, working on getting to One-ders, 199 or less)

You in the Central Time Zone? Good! (But I'm a fairly early riser (6am) and up late-ish 10pm wdays, 12-1am wends) person so could make E/M easily work if we hit it off. P might be a bit of a challenge).   

West of the Mississipi? Great!    In Missouri? Perfect! Never know how things will work out.

If you have kids hopefully they're like mine and either out of the house (as much as kids can be out of the house) or close to it. If your mornings are getting kids out the door, evenings helping with homework and practice car pools, and weekends full of tournaments and watching PG-13 flicks, you are a great parent. But you're also probably very busy!

You're married and not looking to change (like me) or happily on your own. Your best qualities are wit, smarts and a good hearted nature. Your sexiest feature is between your ears not abs I could bounce a quarter off. Like me you don't hate your job or situation. Or maybe you're retired from full time (hopefully me in a few years).

And you better like "Good Mornings" and "Good Nights" and "How's the day treating you?" because you'll be getting those on the regular.

Lots else to discuss and find out. But preferably NOT on the dumpster fire that is Reddit Chat. If we click, let's move to Telegram (where I can correct my typos and get a notification or two).

So thanks for getting to the end. But long messages is how I roll! Hope to hear from you!

So... Are you in the path of the emerging cicada apocalypse? If so are you ready for the "Eeee-Eeee-Eeee"?