Obligatory "I'm married". We're in an open marriage, but we're in a completely dead bedroom for the past 6-7 years. Honestly, there are a lot of days we barely say more than 5-6 words to each other.

Now that that's out of the way, let's get into it.

• I live in the Midwest and grew up playing football and boxing

• I'm 5'7", have a sweet beard, and I'm definitely a bigger guy, but I have very strong weight loss goals for the year

• Big nerd. Lover of PC games, most things Disney (Marvel, Star Wars, etc.), Harry Potter, and countless other things

• I have an abundance of free time to spend getting to know you and that's not just at work - I probably have more free time at night/weekends than I do during the day depending on my meeting schedule

• I will simp hard af for you if we hit it off

• Actively losing weight (not just talking about it) by being a bit more active and cutting carbs. I'm doing carnivore, if you want to chat about that!

• I still go into the office during the week even though the majority of my profession works from home

• While I can text chat during the day, I'm available for voice chats at night/weekends, as well as typically being more available

• I'm kink friendly and I'm more than happy to talk about that once we get to know each other, but I'm not looking for anything specific when it comes to that

What I'm Looking For:

• Open to long term if there's a connection

• Clingy is great. I love clingy.

• Under 45, but I admit I tend to go for early-mid 30s

• From the US/Canada, and ideally not in PST. It's not a deal breaker, but I have noticed that it tends to make forming a connection harder when our schedules are 2 hours off (I'm CST)

• Be nerdy. It doesn't have to be a classical nerd, but you need to be interested in something and love talking about it. I don't care what it is, but be excited and tell me all of the things about it no one else cares about

• Open to all body types, but tend to prefer short, thick to BBW women. Ultimately, who you are matters far more than what you look like, though

Honestly, just put in some effort and there's a really strong chance I'll fall hard for you. If we have a great conversation and I message you in the morning to say "Good Morning", it'd be nice to hear from you that day, not 3 days later.

The only hard requirement I have is that you use either Discord or Telegram.