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Ring on My Finger, Adventure in My Heart (Married Men Only) F4M Michigan
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headmistress991 is a female looking for a male in Michigan
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Hey fellow married folks!

Your girl here, a perfectly delightful (and perfectly married) woman in her mid-life quest for...well, let's just say the honeymoon phase flew the coop faster than a rogue shopping cart in a hurricane.

Looking to connect with a fellow married adventurer (married men only, sorry, gotta keep things discreet ) who's also in the market for some witty banter and maybe a sprinkle of flirtation (emphasis on the sprinkle).

Bonus points if you're:

Hilarious (seriously, funny is the new foreplay in my book) Kind (because the world needs more kindness, duh) Attentive (because let's face it, the lack of attentiveness in my husband is part of the reason I am here) Also looking for a connection that goes beyond the physical (because a good conversation is like a fine wine - it only gets better with age)

The goal?

Fun, flirty chats that might (or might not ) lead to a discreet meet-up if the vibes are immaculate. Think "adulting escape room" with witty repartee instead of puzzles.

If you're down for this comedic caper, send me a chat with your funniest Dad joke (because seriously, what's life without a little groan-worthy humor?). Let’s see if we are we each other is looking for

P.S. Middle aged men skip to the front of the line ;)

Double P.S. Discretion is key. If you wouldn't trust your own grandma with the info, seal those lips tighter than a clam at high tide.

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