At this point, I dunno who the worst liar is between Michael and Zach. Between Michael and that God awful explanation around his paycheck and Zach and "someone who's name would mean nothing to you" with that BIG secret, I'm just like, what? I'd love to see the two of them talk to each other considering the conversation would like go in weird ass circles and end up with each other them trying to one up each other with the biggest lie.

Michael: I'm a principle of the school each President's child goes too and I taught Oprah yoga. And my paycheck is eight figures.

Zach: yeah, well, hair flip and blank dead fish stare...I'm friends with lots of celebrities and they call me all the time but I delete the logs. Justin Bieber has me on speed dial. We talked before I got here.

Nonsense.