This post is primarily to share an amusing story but also to see if anyone else has had similar experiences.

I am so absurdly horny when I sleep sometimes. I’ve been working late recently so I haven’t had my wife in about 3 days. Well last night every time I’d start to doze off I’d wake myself up grabbing her ass or boobs. This is a mild example.

She’s told me before that, while dead asleep, having no recollection of it happening, I’ve tried to finger her, told her to give me head, tried to shove my face in her crotch. It’s admittedly hilarious, especially if I stay asleep, but honestly frustrating if I wake myself up in the middle of the night.

My wife and I have an amazing sex life and are very much in love so I shouldn’t complain about this “problem” but I thought people may get a kick out of it.