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When I die.
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So I have this running joke with my wife. When I die I want to be cremated. She can do whatever she wants with the majority of my ashes. I just ask that she keep a bit in a locket with a necklace and wear me around her neck forever.

I have no problem with her hooking up or remarrying. I'd want her to find happiness.

I just wanna know that whenever she's being intimate with whatever unworthy alternative, they have me right there, smacking them in the face, and poking them in the eye.

That's not weird, right? It's a reasonable request I think.

Edit: What's good reddit fam. I just wanna say that comments have been informative, funny, heartwarming and keeping in the spirit of being charmingly inappropriate.

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