It seems like there's a lot of negativity on this sub lately. This is meant to act as a fun experiment. Picture this scenario: you've been at work the whole day and your spouse is working from home. It's Friday, and you've got the house to yourself this weekend, so you've been getting horny all day as you sit and watch the clock.

When you're just about to clock out, you decide to send a text to let them know you've got... ahem.... plans for when you get home. What's your message of choice? Super raunchy photo? Dirty, but still leaving a bit to the imagination? Testing the waters to see if they feel the same?

I want to text her to take her vibrator out and start warming up. I'm gonna want to dive in head first when I get home.

Your answer may depend on how openly you talk about sex, or the current state of affairs in your bedroom. I'm just curious to read everyone's posts!

Have a fucking fantastic weekend fucking