I live in Sweden, where the weather can’t decide if it wants to snow or ruin your day in other creative ways.

I’m here for long-term connections – the kind where we talk endlessly, laugh at things we probably shouldn’t, and occasionally wonder how we got on the topic of why ducks have regional accents.

By day, I press buttons and convince computers to behave. Some call it programming, I call it negotiating with a digital toddler. If you’ve ever yelled at your Wi-Fi, we already have something in common.

I appreciate people who can keep up a good conversation – whether we’re discussing life’s big mysteries or passionately debating whether “cereal is soup” deserves to be a real topic. Bonus points if you’re sarcastic, can handle bad jokes, and occasionally throw them right back.

Romance? Nah. I’m just here for good vibes, great chats, and the kind of friendship where we could rob a bank in theory… but probably just end up forgetting why we walked into the room.

If you think you can match my energy (or at least fake it really well), say hi – I promise not to talk about the weather… much.