Okay first of all I'm Male. That should rule out about 80% of the redditors looking here. Secondly I'm married. Bye bye another 10-15%

Still here? Okay let me see if I can get rid of you. I have 3 kids, I love anything Goth, music, fashion lifestyle etc. I'm a full on metal head but will listen to almost anything. I collect vinyl love board games, don't watch tv, stick to single player games, paint minis, read sci fi or crime fiction and generally keep to myself.

Here's my finishing blow. I'm an introvert, no not the type who thinks they're an introvert, I actually am. I don't go out, don't drink, am terrified of the opposite sex irl and don't much like the company of the same sex either online or irl sorry, lots of trauma there. I don't mind talking to younger people (I'm in my 40s BTW, probably should have mentioned that earlier to put more of you off.) That being said I do have my limits simply for being able to relate to people. Upwards age is no problem I've always felt comfortable with older people, or those of a more mature mind. My chat may simply be to ask about your day, or hear about your hobbies and interests But I like to go deeper as we get to know each other. I'm blind to social cues so open and honest is the best way. My mental health isn't the best but the meds do appear to be working.

If you're still here congratulations you're in the top 0.1% of people I may, possibly, but probably not be able to have a friendship with. You should probably send me a dm before I close up again and write off humanity as God's worst idea ever.