Heyyyy it’s me again! Your favorite girl with the pink bangs who is slowly burning the bridges of her life, one flick of a match at a time. 

Recap of a mental image:

Me——28F, pink side bangs that will soon be purple, cries easily, loses temper easier, more sweet than sour, HELLA unhinged (I promise you, it makes me 10x more fun), not in the crazed mood as last post but still definitely in a MOOD. Likes compliments, is complimentary, will not be happy if you send pictures of certain appendages, still has ONLY “broken up" with two Reddit guys this week (Still asking if that is actually a thing? also gold star to me for keeping it at 2 since yesterday).

So here’s what I’ve got for you guys. If you can’t do this one, maybe you’ll have better luck on the next post. For those of you who do feel they can manage the attitude I’m bringin’, I would like to know two things:

1. What is YOUR BEST, MOST SUCCESSFUL pickup line? I’m talking near 95% success rate. Funny, intelligent, smooth as hell, clumsy and cute, spicy af (Don’t go overboard her because I wanna witness actual skill, guys.)
2. What is the BEST pickup line that worked on you?

The catch is that I know how much you all just love to throw out a dirty comment and yeah, dirty is great. But without finesse, the message I get: you don’t have what it takes to actually win us ladies over.

May the odds be ever in your favor. Don’t let me down. My money is I’m gonna get a lot of offers to see *appendages*. Bet you can’t prove me wrong this time…..

Bonus Question: Girls with pink bangs—cool or nah?

21 please