I have been using the best software on the internet, some Matrix level SFX to create this for you. If you are not compelled to be my friend after that, I can only say I'm really sorry and I will try harder next time.

Here is my voice message, I'm getting a lil sick so sorry for that. I'm surviving solely off of my excitement for the Elden Ring DLC and Earth Defense Force 6.

Here are the answers to some of the most common questions I get, if you want to be friends, maybe answer the same questions back? Here's mine

• 6'5
• Less than 30
• Yeah really funny pal
• Earth Defense Force 6! Can't believe it's coming out so soon, that or the Elden Ring DLC
• Anime conventions! They're shockingly fun!
• Intelligent, Nihilistic and with a Wicked Sense of Humor
• To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic...
• Fuck you

Alright let me know if you want to talk!

Love you!