I was thinking of making a video of my friends saying what they think of me. But. I keep fucking forgetting.

You people like me. And I mean. I get it. I'm funny. Interesting. Ish. I care. I listen. If you don't like that guy I just described you're weird, and not the fun kind. I always forget. People like me here. It's just. I don't like them. And I mean. For good reason. People lead face first with their hang ups and qualms and grudges and what not. They wear their insecurities like badges of honor and it grosses me out. And not only that my attention is earnest and no nonsense. Not many people can handle that. If there's a less arrogant way to write this all I'm not gonna waste time looking for it. I got grinding to do. And.....my tummy hurts. And I wanna brush my teeth. Wait. WAIT. I ALREADY DID WHAT THR FUCK. Why does my mouth feel like this 😭. I wish my electric brush worked. I mean. It does I just need

Head.

S

fucking hell. I could of swore I had some.

I love brushing my teeth. Poor oral hygiene is definitely a friendship deal breaker I mean all my relationship deal breakers and friendship deal breakers are the same. Except like. With relationships if there isn't enough booty squeezing and cuddling then I'm sad.

I mean. Poor self maintenance in general is a deal breaker for me. And I'm not even talking physical. It's like I said. A lot of you have infinite hang ups and reasons and. It makes me sick. Like. Not like " ewww I hate you" like I physically get nauseated and gotta dip.

Oh. Me.

I'm. Pie. I like naps, potatoes and thicc ladies. Some people ask me a lot of questions about the potatoes. So I'll explain. I was once on a quest to create the ultimate potato based dishes and it was dope as fuck. But I hung up my hat when I found.

The one.

And never really looked forward or back.

It's a peaceful life. Yes, I have potato lore. Nap lore. And thicc lady love lore. Lol. Lore. Funny word.

Anyway. Im gonna go clean. I'm laying down so that feels like a lie. But I'll spontaneously get off my bed soon and then I'll clean. Cause I gotta re brush my teeth. Oh. It's the tooth paste. Fucking hell.

Dentists. Hey. Dentists. I ain't never get a cavity. I eat sweets and I brush. Or I avoid them. Is that how you stop them? Am I flexing on the wind? I just wanna dentist to tell me I'm doing good. I mean. Through their big booty receptionists. Of course. Or is that just a Florida thing?

Uh.. oh details.

I don't have kids. I like kids. Don't want kids. I don't drink. I don't have a dramatic story. Shit sucks. Full of calories and bitterness and it just taste bad man. I don't do drugs or smoke. What I do is spend all my disposable money on Pokemon cards, games and books. Oh. And I mean. In that same budget is my date money budget. For milkshakes and or chicken. Not chicken milkshakes, that sounds gross. So if the date sucks donkey precum I at least had a milkshake of chicken. Or hopefully I'll see the date sucks and dip out with the chicken and of milkshake.

.ok. I'm uh. Done. I don't know why you keep reading. Weirdo. Step forward

You are the. Chosen one.