They call me the Swiss Army knife of people.

• wanna go to the gym? Say less
• 3 day bender? Lock it in!
• Late night drives/calls and talk shit about our ex? I’ll pick you up!
• Get spontaneous tattoos? Here’s my arm
• We going skydiving tomorrow morning? Thought you’d never ask!
• Got some trauma to unload? Come lay down my g. I’m all ears!
• Rob a bank together? I’ll be the getaway driver!
• Hotel? Trivago!
• Just chill and watch tv? I’ll get the popcorn!
• Abandon our responsibilities and move to another country, change our names and start a new family. Be those mysterious people that are from out of town and overly friendly that people are somewhat afraid of? Yes please!

I wasn’t born to hustle and grind. I’m here to dilly and/or dally. If you relate to any or all of the points above. Send us a message and let’s talk!

Ideally you’re from Melbourne Australia but if you’re not, that’s okay too! I won’t judge you too much for being in the wrong place.