I have a dream. It's a simple dream because I'm a simple man.

I'd go online and message someone. Or be messaged by someone and we would get along. And then preferably they would be local and we would meet up and drink milkshakes, or maybe not milkshakes because they're super sugary and hurt my tummy. Maybe like we eat chicken. We would eat chicken together and hold hands, because realistically its a woman , even when I post here and BEG other demographics to message me, it ends up being a woman. And I ain't mad at that. I feel like you ladies can tell the love that would come from me would be deeper than a deep thing. And you would be cuddled and snuggled and EATEN FROM THE ..

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But. Like. I miss having bros. I have only been able to hug one bro. and that wasn't by choice. I accidentally got too close and he thought we were having a moment. IT was cathartic for him? I guess? Pissed me off. he took my bro hug virginity. I was saving that for a special bro. Wait. Hold on. That doesn't seem right. I have held bro hands. Done the near accidental bro caress..

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Hmm... No hugs? Hold on. Memory bank, access. Hmmm.... Oh wow. Is that sad? Well. My transition to a guy that would hug his homies isn't recent, but the people I have now. Eh.

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Man. The amount of bullshit you gotta go through to become a better person IS INSANE. And it's not even over. Oh man. GOLLY. Thats why if you ain't even start your journey. yikes. Especially considering my target demographic is near my age, my age or higher? AND YOU AIN'T EVEN START?

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WAHT.

Oh man I want some fries.

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I mean. Ok. So. Understand. I come mostly to find one person. not like " THE ONE" I'm not some sloppy romantic schlock of a human after all. Just like. One person. In general. I don't wanna get to know Sam and Julius. Ok. Don't let them know. I found them here I hope they aren't reading today.

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But my favorite person in the world right now? I don't even remember their name. Because when I found them it was a in a whirlwind of like. 3-5 other people?

I just. 1 person. Just. One. If my posts are up. Its because I haven't found that one.

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And the reason they aren't that one. Simple. They're on the other fucking side of the planet. Lmao.

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Anyway. WHen you message me. Introduce yourself. If you say anything other than an intro I'll wrongly or rightly assume you don't care and delete your message on impulse.

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Since I'm not bored. Or lonely. Making it so that I have 1 less person to talk to is no big deal to me. I want someone that gives enough shit to make an effort. Because I sure as fuck do. And will.

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