In real life I have an open soul. I will take the food directly out of my mouth, and put it in your mouth. I'll even pre chew it for you. I'll take the sweaty and damp shirt off my back for you. I'll pull down my pants for you. I'll give you the last dollar in my wallet.

Online. I don't want to do any of that. Online I only want to find the very specific type of people I'm looking for. And then I want to love them forever and ever. The end. Giving hugs. If that's a thing we end up doing. I'm not much of a hugger. On account of all the sweat. Since I walk everywhere. I make exceptions for big booty ladies though. Ideally I'd know I'm meeting them ahead of time so I can make myself presentable.

Anyway. People of integrity. Compassion. Courage. Who pursue their own growth. Have hobbies. And goals. Who have an identity outside of work. If work is your identity. I didn't know that was a thing. But I met a guy. He made me a believer. I'm. Soft. And nappy. I don't have the energy to swat you guys away. Please, self swat. " I don't care about his feelings"

You lack compassion. GOOOOO.

" I'm afraid"

GOOOOOOO

" I like laying in my own filth and not trying anything"

GOOOOOO

Come on guys. Self. Reflection. Self. Reflection. Look at your mirror. If you suck. You know It. I know you do. I suck. I know how I suck. But I beat myself off daily to unsuck myself. And I unsuck myself so hard and the results explode.

I am a I'm tired. Why did I even write all this.