Fucking shit bro. Ok. I keep writing these complex expressions of my person and my definition of friendship and all this shit. And I mean. I wanted to. But I also want to get a post out. So I'm just gonna simplify me. And take the easy road.

I'm a lot. My ideas. My movement. My humor. Whatever. I don't know. All. Neither of those things? I just get told that often enough that it's fun. And it's not one of those over the top labels like. Smart. Or funny.

Anyway. Hi. I'm Pie. I like thicc ladies, naps and potatoes. My goal online has always been simple. Find a thicc lady to love on.

And then. When they seemingly ran out of thicc goddesses in heaven I decided to change that to.

Finding someone who doesn't make me want to suplex literal babies , not to be mistaken for metaphorical babies. To befriend. To join me for in person ( central Florida?). Or virtual( the internet?) Adventures. And i mean. Actual adventures. Where'd meet a colorful cast of characters and give them cool nicknames and find loot. And attempt to over throw a bloated and undignified regime of mediocrity.

Oh. Or like. Virtual adventures. Like gaming. Or virtual activities like washing me brush my teeth. I like brushing my teeth. I hope you do too, otherwise I'll dislike you. Lack of hygiene is my friendship deal breaker. Also. Lack of integrity. Oh boy. 🤮. Jump into a river and shove a fish up your ass if you lack that, homie.

I mean. Unless you're into that. In which case allow me time to find a suitable insult.

Hmmmmm.... Wow. How did this even get so long?