Has this ever happened to you?

You come back home from work to an empty house and don’t know what to do anymore. You want to hang out with your friends but they live too far away or are busy with their spouse or kids? Or maybe you’re just bored and looking for some quality banter?? Well look no further! In 2024 we are introducing MEEE!!

We have completely revolutionised the way you can spend your free time with ME!! Such as: - go for lunch/brunch/dinner/drinks - Hang out at the beach - Star gazing - Start a cult and become millionaires - Play video games(ps5/Xbox/pc) - Play board games - Play mind games - Sit silently and watch movies/tv shows/anime

The possibilities are endless!

A little about me: - Melbourne, Australia - Love music! truly a weird mix of genres - rock, metal, pop, hip hop - Watch an ungodly amount of TV shows - Walks and gym (lost 15kgs so far 🥳) - Recently started watching anime - learning violin from YouTube tutorials - Dad jokes. Dark jokes - Long drives

About you: - Have a sense of humour - Hopefully local to melbourne (open to everywhere though) - looking for a friend!

So what are you waiting for?? Message now and use the coupon code THISWASSOCRINGE for a dark/dad joke!

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