I do a lot of volunteer work. Sometimes when I go there there's these 3 kids. Interacting with them made me realize something that was stupid obvious but I never quite expressed it. The reason I get along with kids so well is because my approach to friendship hasn't changed. At all.

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Just like them I wanna show you all the cool stuff I can do and have. Eat snacks. Talk about my favorite colors and shit. But NO~ You queefs think " man he seems smart lets have boring philisophical debates" and shit. I don't care about your stance on abortion. I mean. Unless you're not pro choice. Then. Man. Even then. Just. What is your favorite color though? Red? Like the screaming bloody mess that a baby would be? YOu want more of that? Even if they're a child themself? Yikes.

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YOu see? So fucking boring. Don't come at me about that shit. I. I have no skin in that game. All my stances are of sound mind. Choice. Above all else.

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I just got to witness cartwheels and breakdancing. Are you gonna cartwheel and breakdance for me? No? Fucking lame.

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Even with my current of age friends. Fucking lame. All they want to do is meet up and eat food and make the same fucking jokes. What about taking walks by the lake front? Or trying a class for something we never would of thought we would try before. Or. Fuck man. ANYTHING.

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I mean THANKFULLY some of them are interested in my board game.. My game day. So Thats a new occurrence.

I just. I don't know what this thing is. Offline. I connect with babies. Teens. people my age. Older folks. There is practically no demographic I have not been able to befriend.

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But. I come online. And you would swear I'm the anti christ. It is. Insane. And confusing. And kind of funny sometimes, because y'all always leave me with stories I get to juice for funnier posts and stories.

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Did I say I'm practically a big kid? Well I mean. It was an obvious conclusion. I just. Jeez.

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My friend said it best. There's practically nothing fake about kids. Their interest in you is genuine and without malice. I fuck with that. Maybe thats why I haven't evolved my approach. There's nothing in adult life that has even come close. Approach wise.

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Tempered with adult wisdom. Share the cookies. Make a friend. Wash your ass. Make a friend. If you stink. Have less friends.

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Have something to say..

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Uh. I think I'm done.

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