Yes, yes, here I am again. *That* nurse. MAYBE if someone interesting would come along I wouldn't have to come back! But alas, here I am again. Or maybe I'm the problem? Oh well, this is the internet, you don't expect much out of me and I certainly don't expect much from you. Maybe some pleasant company, a bit of banter, some selfies, stories, etc. Maybe that is expecting too much. But despite all that, I'm gonna still run my mouth, and you'd best hope that you can match that energy!

ANYWAYS, about me! I'll keep it brief, because who wants to read some itemized list when you could ask me questions later on? I'm a 32 year old nerdy nurse with a foul mouth and a dark, fucked up sense of humor (thanks ICU nursing). I love all of the nerdy things you'd expect from a guy on Reddit (take a wild guess), but I also love hiking, biking, woodworking, traveling, etc. I'm sure we could find something to chat about.

If any of that sounds remotely fun or interesting, you should perhaps slither into my DMs with a message that contains at least a little bit more than "hi" or "hey," because I know your ass can do better!

P.s. Bonus points to opening messages with a selfie! I'll reciprocate immediately!