My friend keeps threating to bring me to a bar since I keep failing to find someone.

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But. He fails to understand one critical piece of information.

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I'm not looking for romance. That is. Dumb. For me. I'm not someone that looks at a woman and starts planning their life with them after a single meeting. That is FUCKING WEIRD....

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I am however someone that hangs out with people and lives life. And lets things happen or not as they may. But that apparently does not appeal. To. Anyone. It's either. YOU WANT ROMANCE. ONLY FRIENDS FOREVER. no middle ground. And its obnoxious. Why are there so many obnoxious twits online?

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If you need someone that oozes pointless niceties thats obviously not me. But if you don't mind a sharp word or two, you will be rewarded, provided you don't fucking suck, with a good friend who will stand by your side. Call you out on your shit, if that's an established path we have taken. And most importantly. Care about you.

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It'd be so fucking dope If I could find a bro that was as flexible as I am. That can sit down and game, and have fun with that. Genuine fun. Play at a level that makes sense. Approaches a challenge. Thinks about it. Asks for help if necessary. Learns. Grows. But then also. Put on some sneakers and head to the park. Smacks a ball around. Throws a ball around. I'm terrible. Absolute dog shit on top of cow shit. Smeared in intestines at soccer shit. I mean. I can try. But. OH. or a tennis. My last tennis mentor got injured. not like during tennis.

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