Now doesn't that just sound as lovely as a bowl of hot soup on a cold, rainy day? No? Well, shit. Swing and a miss. Oh well, this is the internet, you don't expect much out of me and I certainly don't expect much from you. Maybe some pleasant company, a bit of banter, some selfies, stories, etc. Okay maybe that is expecting too much.

ANYWAYS, about me! I'll keep it brief, because who wants to read that when you could ask me questions later on? I'm a 32 year old nerdy nurse with a foul mouth and a dark, fucked up sense of humor. I love all of the nerdy things you'd expect from a guy on Reddit (take a wild guess), but I also love hiking, biking, woodworking, traveling, etc. I'm sure we could find something to chat about.

If any of that sounds remotely fun, you should perhaps slither into my DMs with a message that contains at least a little bit more than "hi" or "hey," because I know your ass can do better!