Alohaaaaaaaa!

This is a judgement free, negativity free zone! Please bring your humor, good vibes, wit, laughter, positive energy, whatever stories my way and let’s chat, or at least try to! Oh wait, did I say bring your as& too? I meant, sass! Darn it, this Jack Daniel 🥃is getting beyond tipsy! I would really like some good company through out the night, and who knows if you’re lucky enough through out the weekend and beyond! Can you manage to keep up the conversation alive for that long? I mean, it seems like a really challenge on Reddit..! Haha. If you’re really fully of energy and entertainment as much me, you might just get lucky and I’ll drop your gifts in your DM or my snp! Oh wait, my digits! Lol If your drinking tonight too, then here is a toast from your new best friend: Moi! Your tall, tanned, and handsome best friend!

Oh before you start spamming my DM because I’m cool like that, lol here is a little puzzle for you;

Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road? Can’t use Google and no cheating!

Cheers 🍻