I stand here in this digital space

Hoping to allieviate my boredom

Thankfully, up my sleeve's an ace

For in my head is esoteric wisdom

Across the ages it has been told

That we should all seek the others

"Like attracts like," is made of gold

Words to find your sisters & brothers

So, the next question then arises:

"Just who is this poet singing here?"

Well, friend, I don't want no surprises

So, I just want to make it all clear:

I'm kinda crazy, but in a good way

I juggle, I write, and I even perform

And I work hard cuz my work's play

It is necessary to avoid the storm

See, I'm autistic & schizoaffective

A double-edged sword is my brain

For a time, I thought I was defective

Now I know that I'm perfectly sane

I'm quirky, weird, and seriously silly

There's no doubt I'm queen of fools

I might be a woman, but I got a willy

Revolution is fun and drugs are tools

Philosophy, spirituality, mental health

Are the things I often will go teach

One day I'll have much fame & wealth

Because a new religion I will preach

Yes, you did hear me right just now

I'm forming a cult, for tax purposes

Listen well now and I'll tell you how

Instead of giving boring ass services

My vision includes creating a show

Like Trailer Park Boys but with LSD

And mushrooms, molly, and blow

But, it is love that will be the key

Because between wacky antics

We're actually going to educate

How to be both nun and heretic

At the same time as you meditate

There's quite a lot I could unpack

Yet, I'm already somewhat winded

So, I guess it's time to hit the sack

And just like that this song ended