I was playing the poker game of life, having a good time, and then some guy named May 2021 decided to take all the cards and leave me with an empty box. But I found him. He changed his name to September 2024 to try to escape me, but I got my cards back. In the meantime, I forgot the rules of the game, and nobody wants to play

Well now that that stupid metaphor, symbolism, allegory...I don't know, I hated classes that made me read and taught me the only language I've ever spoken...anyway, now that its over, onto the stuff people care about on here:

I like music (60s to current), movies ( mainly comedy, biopic/true story, but if I think the plot is interesting, I'll watch it) TV, random trivia, crosswords, funny stuff...

This probably isn't very "I'm interesting! DM me!", I was even bored by me typing it out, but if you disagree, you know what to do!