Y’all remember being young and your phone would buzz all the time from the random shit your friends were sending you at all hours? Or like when we used to AIM or yahoo chat with random folks and it was wholesome and fun? That’s the vibe I’m going for. Summer vacation, bored, chatting with strangers while you wait for your ramen noodles to get done. No drama, no bullshit, just chatting about life.

If you’re also a nostalgic weirdo chasing the simpler times, maybe we should chat?

But because it’s 2024 and the internet is a lot more weird… let’s get a few things out of the way first.

1. Happily married and only seeking strictly platonic chats. (No that’s not a challenge)
2. I’ve watched enough true crime bs that I’m definitely not going to send you a lot of personal details or selfies.
3. Not a big gamer, not into anime, to each their own, I just won’t have a lot to contribute to those conversations
4. I’m not gonna ghost you, but please understand my life exists outside of this app and that takes priority.
5. I’m not a girly gal. So I do prefer to chat with guys, but if you’re a gal who also prefers beers with the boys over brunch with the girls, we can try it. No promises.

Anyway, I’m a Chiefs loving, (PRE TS but no hate 🫶🏻), music obsessed, cussing, stay at home mom, over caffeinated mess, and available for a chat. So if you made it this far, send me a chat request and be a little creative with it please. Nobody likes boring messages.