Okay, third times the charm…

Name’s Mike!

I would absolutely love to meet a few “normal people”, with normal 9-5 schedules (busy on the weekends), after-work commitments at times and who understands the ebbs and flows of life.

I am not dumb by any means 🙃, but I am not going to be able (or want) to hold a conversation about politics, global warming, or other super incredibly serious topics.

Looking to share a piece of life with people who’re similar and wishing to develop into long-term friends. I am also a believer of staying in your own lane, enjoy posting highly motivational memes I may or may not follow (but largely agree with) and am the classic enjoyer of sports and pro wrasslin’.

My favorite TV Show is the Simpsons, I don’t smoke or drink but love to dance and absolutely need zero liquid courage. I wake up every morning at 5am to 6 miles and workout regularly because I used to weigh double what I do now and it keeps me in a good spot.

I do remember the A/S/L days so I do enjoy swapping random photos throughout the day, and I’m absolutely massive on names (lie to me if you must!)

Anyways, hopefully a few people read this and think HEY I CAN CHAT WITH MIKE!

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