Welp. I’m in a rough place right now. Like everyone, I am slowly getting older. New experiences, both in growth and loss. I recently got into a fight with one of my two best friends, 100% my fault and not his. He no longer wants to be friends and I am floundering. I am 40. I don’t know how to make friends as an adult. Do I ask you what your favorite dinosaur is, or do I ask if you’re in an open relationship? It’s all so intimidating. I want to add to my ever diminishing circle of friends. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not scaring them ALL off, as we get older some connections just dissolve. I feel like I need some fresh perspective and friends. Would you like to have a chat? I’m an open book. I’ll talk about anything, though I may not have much experience in an area. Doesn’t mean I won’t try.

What would you get in return? This guy! I’m 40, as previously stated. I don’t actually know that many dinosaur names…but I think that a blue Jay would be my favorite. I am happily married, I have two kids, one of which has a super rare genetic disorder. I work in software as a nerd, and at night or when I find time, I also run a wood working company. Lasers, CNCs, 3D printers, and saws everywhere. I would be doing myself a disservice by not mentioning that I like boobs and butts, but who doesn’t? We make some hand painted pinup items that are really fun. I also enjoy reading and board games. I can draw a little bit? I can bake like a stoned fat guy that’s jonesing for his munchies. 420 friendly, I guess? Technically in an open relationship but not looking. LGBT is all good with me! If you’re not, go ahead and pass on sending me a message. I want someone to send food porn and vintage nudes so they can guess the year and win a high five. Maybe someone to go throw axes with or holed up in a north wood cabin to play board games and get drunk with in a group setting. Hmm. That’s a lot. Oh well. All accurate. I don’t discriminate against gender, age, religion, or even your orientation of toilet paper, but you might get a 🤨

Ask me a question either here or up in my DMs. I would love the distraction, even if we don’t hit it off.

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