Green candidate for Taranaki /u/BHjr132 attended a campaign rally on the last day of campaigning.

Good evening everyone! HOW GOOD IS TARANAKI????? What an honour it is to be the Green candidate for this great electorate. If elected, I will humbly serve this amazing, beautiful place and I hope to live up to the reputations of talented former MPs for this region such as silicon_based_life, imnofox and alpine-.

This morning I read in Vice, which I look at regularly, it is a great news source, that my National opponent Mr. SpaceDude2169 wants to “get drunk, and fuck mad bitches.” While a noble goal, it is not something that a candidate for this great electorate should be striving towards in their campaign. They haven’t bothered to show up like the rest of the National party which is why I hope this electorate gives them a resounding defeat in tomorrow’s election. HOW BAD IS SPACEDUDE?????

I must, of course, say that climate change is a major issue that will effect this region and all of New Zealand. Taranaki has many beautiful environmental sights and I will not let these be destroyed by climate negligence. The recent bushfires in Australia show that climate change does not care about borders, we have been bombarded with the smoke of the climate change-fueled bushfires in Australia. A Green-led government will make sure New Zealand stays on track to do its part in the global fight against climate change. HOW GOOD ARE THE GREENS?????

Tomorrow, let’s deliver a green wave across Taranaki and all of New Zealand!

The crowd chanted “GREEN WAVE GREEN WAVE GREEN WAVE” as BHjr132 left the stage. Green branded blobcat plushies are thrown into the crowd by Green volunteers.