“Hello fellow New Zealanders, I stand here to provide a different, new, vibrant alternative to this country. I will further elaborate on the National agenda for the upcoming term and I will critique a policy in the Greens’ new manifesto.”

“We believe for the better of our society we must cut taxes for low to middle income earners. We will strive to remove ridiculous taxes like the ACC petrol levy while taxing newly legalised substances like cannabis and hallucinogens.”

“National believes that cultural facilities are essential for the prosperity of our society, so we will boost funding for the Regional Culture and Heritage Fund by $10 million which will help out capital projects conducted by cultural organisations.”

“We have made major strides on conservation regulations in the past under the Key government. We will bring forth a balanced approach to environmental policy if a Fresh government is elected.The eco fascist Greens on the other hand will prioritise this issue over needs for the people of New Zealand.”

“That was my speech for today, see you tomorrow”

“Give National the Two Ticks”