Kia Ora everyone, hope you all are doing well. I've brought everyone some tea and scones.

aww, thanks for that

So anyway, time to convince you about voting Labour. I know many of you may not think that Labour is truly the best choice this election, maybe even Forwards are a more centrist option. I've gotta tell you, however, a vote for forwards is putting the dangerous Winston 4 in the PM spot. New Zealand can't risk him, he's a threat to our national stability, to the free tuition fees we worked so hard for, the no-interest government loans we're handing out and the new policies we'll present in the future. A vote for Forwards or National would end the government presenting this.

Youmaton is a moderate face, fit for the Prime Ministership. She would help bring about the progressive change we need in this country. Mana Hapori buying back the blimps and National tax breaks just pander to the elite, we won't do anything silly like that. We'll have progressive policies which actually works for people. That's why you should vote Kiwi.

everyone at the kiwi meet up claps and votes kiwi

(disclaimer the scones cost 10 cent each don't @ me EC)